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England In Unhappier Times During Last Year's 36-0 RWC Disaster
England In Unhappier Times During Last Year's 36-0 RWC Disaster

England managed to notch up a win this morning over a willing, committed, but ultimately outclassed Italian team. The final score of 23-19 was a little misleading as the English spent most of the game in control of the result, but without total control over how they were going to get there.

The game started with a hiss and a roar as the poms scored with their first touch of the ball. They won a lineout and fed the ball quickly to Johnny Wilkinson, who did a great impression of himself circa 2003 as he chipped over the defense, recovered the ball, and then flung it wide to a flying Paul Sackey who was never going to be stopped. Wilkinson converted and they were up 7-0 inside of 4 minutes. Unfortunately, this proved to be the high point in a low quality game. The other two tries in the game came from charge downs, and aside from that, it was three penalties to Wilkinson against four to Bortolussi.

After their fast start, England reverted into what served them so well in last year’s World Cup. Cheat as much as you can before the referee stops you, tackle like demons, and don’t make big mistakes on attack. Alain Rollard’s maintained a fictional offside line, which allowed them to snuff out any potential attack that Italy had up their sleeves, and also any potential there was for an entertaining game of rugby.

Italy, to their credit, defended very well, but the brand of rugby the English were playing didn’t ask a great deal of their defenses, and unfortunately they aren’t yet good enough to be able to exploit the “playing-not-to-lose” approached employed today by their opponents. However, they only have a short time left before they are no longer able to claim moral victories, and will have to start claiming real ones. Against teams other than Scotland.

Fantasywise, Wilkinson had a great day with a total of 29.5 points (including kicking points). In fact, all six front line goal kickers were in the top 10, which just goes to show how important these guys are in the world of fantasy rugby. Vincent Clerc continued his great run of form with 24 points (3 tries, 3 BD, 70m line breaks, 1 PC) for the second week in a row. Cedric Heymans also got in on the act with 20 points (1 try, 1 assist, 3 BD, 70m line breaks, 1 KTF and 1 TO Lost) as France just held on 26-21 over a spirited Irish team in Paris. Shane Williams proved the difference in Wales’ 30-15 win over Scotland as he generated 19 points (2 tries, 5 BD, 30m line breaks, 1 TO won) while Chris Paterson accounted for all of Scotland’s scoring with 5 penalties totaling 18 points (2 Easy Pen, 3 Long Pen).

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